1. Boast about yourself over and over again, cause people take you more seriously if you convince them that you're the best.
2. Don't bother using filters or politically correct language. It's time wasted on the losers of the world. Instead say whatever you want even if it's inflammatory, racist, or hateful.
3. Have a hot wife. If she's not hot anymore, divorce her, and get a newer hotter wife.
4. Tell everyone you have a great plan. Never talk in detail about that plan, but ensure everyone that the plan is the best.
5. Give all your enemies demeaning nicknames. Use them often. If they call you a nickname, threaten to sue.
6. Make strange, creepy sexual references to your hot daughter, and degrade overweight women. Actually, degrade all women.
7. Encourage throngs of people to punch anyone who criticizes or disagrees with you, including members of the press. Announce that you'll punch people in the face but never actually do it.
8. Start a business venture. Advertise the shit out of it, then watch the company slowly fail, declare bankruptcy, and tell everyone how successful it was.